
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE
((Stupid question coming from an American, but why don’t the robbers just run?))
(( Because that would be rude.))
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I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE
((Stupid question coming from an American, but why don’t the robbers just run?))
(( Because that would be rude.))
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Should’ve stuck to the status quo
being gay is a sin?? um actually
bi = gay x straight
sin = straight / bi
the straights cancel
sin = 1/gay
times that by gay
gay(sin) = 0
gay = -sin
move the negative over
-gay = sin
so not being gay is a sin oops
idk what you just said but thanks nerd
Actually there in an error in your maths
gay(sin)= 0
Sin = 0/gay
0/anything = 0, therefore
Sin = 0
So no matter how Gay you are, there is still 0 sin.
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For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.
CASE CLOSED.
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I love Harry’s face. Everyone else just kind of looks down, all serious, but Harry’s like “The fuck kind of school is this?!?”
Da fuk Dumbledore? No one can tell HP what he can’t do.
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Believe it or not, this is the head of my 6th form Mr Fennel.
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
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Chillin with my snake buddy
#snake wants to #internet
I’m a #snake #reptile #lookatmedance
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